Monday, 15 October 2012

im online!!

don't worry everybody because i have managed to fix my blogger and am now writing a NEW blog !!




I don't have anything new to say because I'm not a elephant ..... Problem I think NART, but if you do please contact my therapist on  9856 234 564 and I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

now as I was saying,  PREGNANCY. but not only pregnancy, teenage PREGNANCY! everywhere, especially frankston... nuff


I have nothing more to say, other than the outragous fact that I use spell checker for everything, my speel checker is in fact male and his name is Aaron Write, he is a 6 foot 2 sex beast, who likes to treat them mean and keep them keen. Aaron is my epic sex schnitzel. He has blond hair and 6 pack.

that is all...... nighty night

OLI OUT

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Sunday, 16 September 2012

Marijuana and park life

hello lady's and gentlemen, father

i would like to inform you all about my deviating situation that I have just confronted, PART LIFE FESTIVAL IS FOR ONLY 18 and over. I was very unset as I also found out that Hermitude were also playing at park life and this made me very sad as I really want to see them live!!

after having a good cry about this fact, i found out that drugs are bad and marijuana aka weed has these effects on you ..... if you have any of these symptoms your on weed/dope


Marijuana (cannabis) facts at a glance

The signs and symptoms of using marijuana can include:
  • Slow thinking
  • Slow reflexes
  • Reduced coordination
  • Problems concentrating
  • Reduced motivation
  • Dilated pupils
  • Bloodshot or glassy eyes
  • Dryness of the mouth
  • Increased appetite
  • Mood swings
  • Panic attacks
  • Anxiety and paranoia
  • Psychosis
  • Hallucinations
  • Delusions
  • The consequences of using marijuana may include:
  • Dependence
  • Anxiety and depression
  • Sleep problems
  • Lowered sex drive
  • Learning difficulties and poorer educational outcomes
  • Memory problems
  • Respiratory illnesses such as chronic cough and bronchitis
  • Increased risk of cancer of the lung, mouth, throat and tongue
  • Paranoia and other psychotic symptoms such as hallucinations with increased risk of developing schizophrenia
if any of these and you ..... you will get pregnant and you will die... love you long time 

sincerely wend aka your mumma 

but really by oli 



Sunday, 2 September 2012

the past three weeks

what i have been doing the past three weeks 


so the past couple of weeks i have been sick an have missed out on a little bit of school.
in the past three weeks i have.....

screwed my wriste

cut my hand

finished the hockey season

coached my under nines to 0-3 wins because im such a good coach

nat is a good kid and should start a chat show called 'nat's kid kuddy" or "nats 69"

made a resume

and

went out for din dins with friends





BEST THREEEEE WeEKs EvER !!!!1!!!one!





Monday, 20 August 2012

pretty cool

well this is an other blog ..... :/

i think that the weekend will be good , and it will be


Monday, 6 August 2012

cool story bro


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GAME OF THE DAY

GAME OF THE DAY

step 1) go to omgele.com
step 2) put on your best Asian Accent
step 3) ask people if they would like to buy some sort of food from your Asian Restaurant
step 4) the person that wins is the person that,
                 1. insults the person on the other end
                 2.manages to get the the strangers credit card number  hi


enjoy the game