im online!!

don't worry everybody because i have managed to fix my blogger and am now writing a NEW blog !!




I don't have anything new to say because I'm not a elephant ..... Problem I think NART, but if you do please contact my therapist on  9856 234 564 and I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

now as I was saying,  PREGNANCY. but not only pregnancy, teenage PREGNANCY! everywhere, especially frankston... nuff


I have nothing more to say, other than the outragous fact that I use spell checker for everything, my speel checker is in fact male and his name is Aaron Write, he is a 6 foot 2 sex beast, who likes to treat them mean and keep them keen. Aaron is my epic sex schnitzel. He has blond hair and 6 pack.

that is all...... nighty night

OLI OUT

ha gayyy

hello my name is oli. ha gayy

Marijuana and park life

hello lady's and gentlemen, father

i would like to inform you all about my deviating situation that I have just confronted, PART LIFE FESTIVAL IS FOR ONLY 18 and over. I was very unset as I also found out that Hermitude were also playing at park life and this made me very sad as I really want to see them live!!

after having a good cry about this fact, i found out that drugs are bad and marijuana aka weed has these effects on you ..... if you have any of these symptoms your on weed/dope

Marijuana (cannabis) facts at a glance

The signs and symptoms of using marijuana can include:

• Slow thinking
• Slow reflexes
• Reduced coordination
• Problems concentrating
• Reduced motivation
• Dilated pupils
• Bloodshot or glassy eyes
• Dryness of the mouth
• Increased appetite
• Mood swings
• Panic attacks
• Anxiety and paranoia
• Psychosis
• Hallucinations
• Delusions
• The consequences of using marijuana may include:

• Dependence
• Anxiety and depression
• Sleep problems
• Lowered sex drive
• Learning difficulties and poorer educational outcomes
• Memory problems
• Respiratory illnesses such as chronic cough and bronchitis
• Increased risk of cancer of the lung, mouth, throat and tongue
• Paranoia and other psychotic symptoms such as hallucinations with increased risk of developing schizophrenia

if any of these and you ..... you will get pregnant and you will die... love you long time 

sincerely wend aka your mumma 

but really by oli 

the past three weeks

what i have been doing the past three weeks 

so the past couple of weeks i have been sick an have missed out on a little bit of school.
in the past three weeks i have.....

screwed my wriste

cut my hand

finished the hockey season

coached my under nines to 0-3 wins because im such a good coach

nat is a good kid and should start a chat show called 'nat's kid kuddy" or "nats 69"

made a resume

and

went out for din dins with friends





BEST THREEEEE WeEKs EvER !!!!1!!!one!

pretty cool

well this is an other blog ..... :/

i think that the weekend will be good , and it will be

cool story bro

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GAME OF THE DAY

GAME OF THE DAY

step 1) go to omgele.com
step 2) put on your best Asian Accent
step 3) ask people if they would like to buy some sort of food from your Asian Restaurant
step 4) the person that wins is the person that,
                 1. insults the person on the other end
                 2.manages to get the the strangers credit card number  hi


enjoy the game

GOOGLE AND ASIANS (not being racists)

for all of you that didn't know that the olyimics is on and if that is so you have been living under a rock.
to celebrate the 100m hurdles there is a google olymics hurdles game on the main search of Google. it is quite amusing for the first 10 mins, I got a time of 11.9 seconds.



NEXT TOPIC OF IMPORTANCE !!! GRRRRRRRRRR Burt 

there are more Asian at the school. over the past few weeks we have been very lucky to meet some very nice and exiting exchange students from Japan.

i have only spoken to the new ones once today , then got bored so Aaron and I, not Charlie because he is a loser, drew some lovely pictures on there white board for then to look at ;) 

herro person that is probs a teacher man
the bell just went some im not going to say what i was going to say

laters

ok well turns out, well apparently people read this stuff ...... thats awks
comment if you read it

today I made a wiki about the Olympics ....... its pretty cool
on Friday i won by hockey game 3-0 pretty  cool game.
Saturday i draw my hockey game 1-1 pretty devo mate.
and today im writing this blog ...... pretty cool aye!! 

you must read this as a bogan for full effects

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 by Aaron and Oli

sick of people thinking they are top shit and know everything

HELLO WORLD
this is my first post ever on a blog